1. Why do they think ‘fat dyke’ is an insult? To me, it means… I’m gonna eat fried chicken and pussy. That’s why I brought wet naps.
    – Margaret Cho (via rufflebutts)

    (via stfuconservatives)

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  2. just a memo

    Telling a woman not to wear makeup isn’t being progressive

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  3. STFU, Conservatives: Zombie apocalypse coming soon →

    missworded:

    ihopericksantorum:

    5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation
    Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash

    5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport

    5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchester

    5/23:…

    The old people are striking back

    god help us all 

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  4. I hate it when I run out of underwear and I have to use my good lingerie

    I really need to do laundry more often. 

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  5. festivaldugif: BlowJob Gif by Tadaocern I know I don’t see Obama, but I keep seeing Obama and it’s driving me nuts

    festivaldugif:

    BlowJob Gif by Tadaocern

    I know I don’t see Obama, but I keep seeing Obama and it’s driving me nuts

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  6. fuck it

    It’s 3 AM and I have awful heartburn and I have to buy a chemistry textbook tomorrow and handle complicated shit about my apartment 

    but I want to see kaidan’s ass vaporized

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  7. I need to stop saying things

    yeah

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  8. I had a dream my boyfriend, friends and family went to a strip club without me

    And I was pissed for some reason 

    I like the strip club as much as the next bisexual female

    but srsly

    wat

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  9. stfuetiquetteblogs: [This image from Laws of Modern Man which originally read “Just put it in her mouth” has been modified to read “Treat her like a person.”] The original pisses me off so much.  Roughness during sex is fine, provided both parties agree to it and like it. I’m in such a relationship, but we know that it’s an act to some extent, and if someone is uncomfortable, the activity stops. But you can’t just shove your dick in someone’s mouth. 

    stfuetiquetteblogs:

    [This image from Laws of Modern Man which originally read “Just put it in her mouth” has been modified to read “Treat her like a person.”]

    The original pisses me off so much. 

    Roughness during sex is fine, provided both parties agree to it and like it. I’m in such a relationship, but we know that it’s an act to some extent, and if someone is uncomfortable, the activity stops. But you can’t just shove your dick in someone’s mouth. 

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  10. Being asked to join a game at a party

    I’m going to pretend to greentext this

    Fuck you, that’s why 

    >Be me

    >Be at a party

    >Dude asks me if I want to play FPS or some shit

    >I say OK because I don’t want to be rude 

    >But I warn him that I’m not very good at it 

    >He’s like nah it’s ok

    >We play

    >I suck balls at FPS or some shit

    >He’s like OMGWTFBBQ WHICH PLAYER IS SUCKING SO HARD 

    >I’m like I told you I suck 

    >mfw it’s little big planet

    >mfw I have no face

    Seriously, I’m going to say no from now on, it’s a goddamn chore. If I’m at a booze-less party, I came to eat, people-watch and maybe talk to a handfull of people who don’t irritate me. If I’m at a booze-y party, fuck your game, I’m doing shots. 

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